So you are in the grocery store and you see someone you think you know but definitely don’t want to run into but you can’t really see their face cuz they are wearing sunglasses and a hat so you awkwardly do the stare but not stare to figure it out and then they take their sunglasses off and you get a mini heart attack because oh my god if it is them, what do you say? but then it’s not them and you had a mini panic attack for nothing.

That’s how a trip to Target went for me last week.